Sunday, January 5, 2014
Proof Kevin Durant is the best player in the game right now
While LeBron has decided to take the regular season off - Kevin Durant has been putting it all on the line every night. Playing Point Forward, Running the break, Skip Passing to the open man when the Double comes, Playing Defense, Taking Over in the 4th CLUTCH, making teammates better, making impossible shots, stepping up while Westbrook is out. MVP of Fantasy and Reality.
THE TIME IS NOW KD:
48 pts 7 reb 7 ast 2 stl 1 blk 4 3s 16-32 fg, 12-13 ft from the line, 42 MINUTES.
A Tale of Two Kevins:
Love - 30 - 14 - 5 with 5 threes.
Kevin Love has been flirting with best player in fantasy status all season with his incredible lines but with his team barely in the playoff race, missing three free throws in the clutch, not being a factor on defense, there will always be an asterisk on his stat lines because they do not result in wins. Is he a bad leader, does he immediately turn away from his man to go for the rebound instead of contesting shots on defense, Is it his teammates fault is it his coach or is it David Kahn's fault?
Sunday, December 15, 2013
FANTASY 12/15
HENSANITY - 18 points 13 boards 2 stl 2 blocks for JOHN HENSON! AGAIN ANOTHER MONSTER GAME?!!
The Craptors are now 2-1 without Rudy Gay. Jonas getting more touches posting 15 and 11 with 4 blocks. Kylr Lowry also had a decent 16 and 6 line. PASSQUEZ - 7 pts 6 ast 2/6 shooting less than 20 min. Retrade na? Sad to see Passquez being Passed around as trade bait after DOMINATING THE LEAGUE LAST SEASON with 8 apg. But I'm 150% certain Kyle Lowry will be traded so that might give Passquez some playing time.
ALL OF THE BLAZERS. 139 points in a single regulation game. I WISH MY PLAYERS PLAYED PHILLY EVERY GAME. THE Sixers have been playing a crazy up tempo no defense style which is great for fantasy however they might be doing this to inflate the stats of Hawes, Turner etc. to boost their stats making them look delicious in trades. So Philly looks like fools gold. Except for Thad Young always has been a 16 and 8 player. ha.
GREAK FREAK - Giannis! 13-9 and 4 but 34 min played is the key stat.
Sweet Lou! - 6 threes for 27 points! Against the New York Bricks though.
Funniest Quote of the Night goes to Melo on the Knicks win: "we did it with defense". LOL yeah when a team scores 106 points. 58 points in the 2nd half. shoots 60% from the field 46% from three then fuck yeah it was because of defense! LOL MELO. 35 pts 6 reb 4ast and 2 stl 3 threes for delusional Melo
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ANDREA BARGNANI- 23 points! 11-16 shooting! DEAD-EYE. 2 STL LOCKDOWN DEFENDER. 1 BLOCK BRICK WALL SHOT BLOCKER. WHO WOULD'T WANT THESE KINDS OF STATS ON YOUR TEAM! DEFINITELY TRY TO TRADE FOR HIM. TYSON CHANDLER'S BROKEN DOWN BODY AINT STOPING THE ITALIAN FREIGHT TRAIN BARGNANI'S BREAK OUT SEASON FINALLY LIVING UP TO THE NUMBER ONE PICK. HE WAS THE NUMBER ONE PICK NUN HIGH SCHOOL PA TAYO NEVER FORGET
LEBRONZE James - 25 points 9 and 9. 9/12 shooting. Too EASY!
KOBE BEAN BRY BRY - NEAR QUADRUPLE DOUBLE 21-7-8-7. SIMILAR STATS TO LEBRON. ELITE PLAYER AGAIN.
TIM DUNCAN AGAIN - 22 and 12! I will keep mentioning Duncan big games because they might be the last.
CP3 your line deserves a separate post
The Craptors are now 2-1 without Rudy Gay. Jonas getting more touches posting 15 and 11 with 4 blocks. Kylr Lowry also had a decent 16 and 6 line. PASSQUEZ - 7 pts 6 ast 2/6 shooting less than 20 min. Retrade na? Sad to see Passquez being Passed around as trade bait after DOMINATING THE LEAGUE LAST SEASON with 8 apg. But I'm 150% certain Kyle Lowry will be traded so that might give Passquez some playing time.
ALL OF THE BLAZERS. 139 points in a single regulation game. I WISH MY PLAYERS PLAYED PHILLY EVERY GAME. THE Sixers have been playing a crazy up tempo no defense style which is great for fantasy however they might be doing this to inflate the stats of Hawes, Turner etc. to boost their stats making them look delicious in trades. So Philly looks like fools gold. Except for Thad Young always has been a 16 and 8 player. ha.
GREAK FREAK - Giannis! 13-9 and 4 but 34 min played is the key stat.
Sweet Lou! - 6 threes for 27 points! Against the New York Bricks though.
Funniest Quote of the Night goes to Melo on the Knicks win: "we did it with defense". LOL yeah when a team scores 106 points. 58 points in the 2nd half. shoots 60% from the field 46% from three then fuck yeah it was because of defense! LOL MELO. 35 pts 6 reb 4ast and 2 stl 3 threes for delusional Melo
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ANDREA BARGNANI- 23 points! 11-16 shooting! DEAD-EYE. 2 STL LOCKDOWN DEFENDER. 1 BLOCK BRICK WALL SHOT BLOCKER. WHO WOULD'T WANT THESE KINDS OF STATS ON YOUR TEAM! DEFINITELY TRY TO TRADE FOR HIM. TYSON CHANDLER'S BROKEN DOWN BODY AINT STOPING THE ITALIAN FREIGHT TRAIN BARGNANI'S BREAK OUT SEASON FINALLY LIVING UP TO THE NUMBER ONE PICK. HE WAS THE NUMBER ONE PICK NUN HIGH SCHOOL PA TAYO NEVER FORGET
LEBRONZE James - 25 points 9 and 9. 9/12 shooting. Too EASY!
KOBE BEAN BRY BRY - NEAR QUADRUPLE DOUBLE 21-7-8-7. SIMILAR STATS TO LEBRON. ELITE PLAYER AGAIN.
TIM DUNCAN AGAIN - 22 and 12! I will keep mentioning Duncan big games because they might be the last.
CP3 your line deserves a separate post
Saturday, December 14, 2013
FANTASY 12/14
Russell Westbrook always has a good game against the Lakers. Anong problema niya sa LAL? Basta Lakers iyahang kalaban si good Westy mag show up. Nagka wet dream siguro si Westbrook the night before playing the Lakers. "MMMM all their PGs are injured. MMM I GOT KOBE fresh of injury and playing out of position guarding me tom. MMMMMMM." Hmmm punta nalang siya sa Lakers para always good game. WESTBROOK_LA!! HOP ON THE LAKERS BANDWAGON NOW AND LETS RIDE UNTIL WE GET WESTBROOK AND LOVE 2015/16. ITS HAPPENING. WE DON'T WANT MELO.
KEVIN LOVE - 8 3s?! 42 pts?! wtf matchup ko this week being carried by Aldridge and Love. Killing me fuck. But with all the gawdy stats Love puts up his team isn't winning. Complete na sila pero average team parin sila. In the West you have to be special to get into the playoffs. You need defense. Trade Pek for ASIK. For a team that relies more on offense than defense to win you can't have your PG shoot 30%. Is this Love's 5th season and he has yet to reach the playoffs. He needs to team up with another superstar. Maybe someone like KOBE BRYANT AND RUSSELL WESTBROOK. KL-LA!!!!!!
ANDRAY BLATCHE FOOL - 20 and 12 1 stl 1 blk. WHO DROPPED HIM??
PAUL PIERCE COMING OFF THE BENCH LOL. Celtics what a cold hearted franchise. Trading away Pierce who had a chance to be one of the rare stayed in one franchise player. But the Celtics being the "classy" organization that they are shipped him to New Jersey with a Shit coach and now he has a bench role. Look at how sad Pierce is. Buti pa ang Lakers took care of Kobe while Pierce is rotting away in the shitty Brooklyn situation.
WORST LINE IN THE HISTORY OF BASKETBALL: DANNY GREEN - 0 pts 0 reb 0 assists 0 stl 0 blk 2 TOs. PUTA NAG TURNOVER KA PA fuck this shit.
DWIGHT HOWARD! - 7/7 from the line! still had 5 TOs for your Center. Is he the worst teammate in league history? Constantly staring teammates down who missed their defensive rotations. Staring down those who didn't give him the ball. Even looking at the bench for support. What a baby. What a douchy teammate always blaming and complaining. Fucking make your Free throws before you roll your eyes at your teammates Dwight. SO HAPPY WE WEREN"T STUCK FOR 5 YEARS WITH THIS CLOWN LOL.
David Lee! - First mention of the season! Quietly averaging a doouble double AGAIN. 23 and 10, 8/13 shooting, 7/8 ft, a steal a block. TRADE HIM NOW GSW.
THE BEST BACKCOURT IN THE LEAGUE: THE GORAN AND ERIC BLEDSHOW CONTINUES TO ROLL a combined 57 pts, 11 ast, a sizzling 22/30 shooting, 4 stl, 2 blks 9/11 from the line. FUN TO WATCH. But not helping their tanking cause. look out for them getting a fake injury.
GORDON HAYWARD - 30 13 5 1 stl 1 three 11-18.THE NEXT LARRY BIRD LOL
Derrick Favors had 19 and 4 blocks. ALSO having a monster year.
TIM DUNCAN - WTF 12-11-and 8. How the. Wasn't he washed up two weeks ago? also had 2 stl and 3 blks. STERN PLEASE DRUG TEST TIMMY DEUCECAN
JOAKIM NOAH PLAYING LIKE ITS 2012-2013 AGAIN: 21-18-5 3 stl 3 blk. Against the Bucks though.
The Grizz are missing the playoffs. Fuck loyalty trade ZBO NOW!
Eric Gordon 10/12 shooting and 25 points! 2 threes 4 boards and 4 ast. Is he good again?
Andre Drummond.. won't post his line only gonna make us jealous.
SULLY - 19 pts 6 boards on 6-9 shooting. No threes but you have to love him having the green light to shoot them. Also 7-7 ft. Only worry is his TO rate. A little too high for a big.
TREVOR BOOKER - THE FIRST AND LAST TIME HE WILL BE MENTIONED. 24 points 14 REBOUNDS, 2 dimes 1 blk 1 stl 12-19 shooting only 1 TO! Wait why is he even playing?? OH NENE IS INJURED AGAIN LOL WHAT A SURPRISE.
BUST ALERT: OTTO PORTER JR OTTO PORTER JR OTTO PORTER JR
VICTOR OLADIPO STEALING the NUMBER ONE ROOKIE SPOT (THANKS TO PHILLY GIVING A FAKE INJURY TO MCW COZ HE SO GOOD THEY MIGHT WIN WHEN HE PLAYS) - 26-5-4 9/13 shooting, 4 STEALS 3 BLOCKS. Is he the NEXT WADE/WESTBROOK??
SAVING THE BEST FOR LAST:
KEVIN DURANT - 30-8-5 4 stl AND a block. 10-13 shooting. THIS IS WHY LEBRON IS SO GOOD: WHEN THERE'S ANOTHER GUY IN THE LEAGUE VIRTUALLY AVERAGING A 30-10-5 ON 50% SHOOTING YET YOU'RE STILL CONSIDERED AS THE BETTER PLAYER. KEVIN DURANT=LARRY BIRD WITH STEALS AND BLOCKS.
KEVIN LOVE - 8 3s?! 42 pts?! wtf matchup ko this week being carried by Aldridge and Love. Killing me fuck. But with all the gawdy stats Love puts up his team isn't winning. Complete na sila pero average team parin sila. In the West you have to be special to get into the playoffs. You need defense. Trade Pek for ASIK. For a team that relies more on offense than defense to win you can't have your PG shoot 30%. Is this Love's 5th season and he has yet to reach the playoffs. He needs to team up with another superstar. Maybe someone like KOBE BRYANT AND RUSSELL WESTBROOK. KL-LA!!!!!!
ANDRAY BLATCHE FOOL - 20 and 12 1 stl 1 blk. WHO DROPPED HIM??
PAUL PIERCE COMING OFF THE BENCH LOL. Celtics what a cold hearted franchise. Trading away Pierce who had a chance to be one of the rare stayed in one franchise player. But the Celtics being the "classy" organization that they are shipped him to New Jersey with a Shit coach and now he has a bench role. Look at how sad Pierce is. Buti pa ang Lakers took care of Kobe while Pierce is rotting away in the shitty Brooklyn situation.
WORST LINE IN THE HISTORY OF BASKETBALL: DANNY GREEN - 0 pts 0 reb 0 assists 0 stl 0 blk 2 TOs. PUTA NAG TURNOVER KA PA fuck this shit.
DWIGHT HOWARD! - 7/7 from the line! still had 5 TOs for your Center. Is he the worst teammate in league history? Constantly staring teammates down who missed their defensive rotations. Staring down those who didn't give him the ball. Even looking at the bench for support. What a baby. What a douchy teammate always blaming and complaining. Fucking make your Free throws before you roll your eyes at your teammates Dwight. SO HAPPY WE WEREN"T STUCK FOR 5 YEARS WITH THIS CLOWN LOL.
David Lee! - First mention of the season! Quietly averaging a doouble double AGAIN. 23 and 10, 8/13 shooting, 7/8 ft, a steal a block. TRADE HIM NOW GSW.
THE BEST BACKCOURT IN THE LEAGUE: THE GORAN AND ERIC BLEDSHOW CONTINUES TO ROLL a combined 57 pts, 11 ast, a sizzling 22/30 shooting, 4 stl, 2 blks 9/11 from the line. FUN TO WATCH. But not helping their tanking cause. look out for them getting a fake injury.
GORDON HAYWARD - 30 13 5 1 stl 1 three 11-18.THE NEXT LARRY BIRD LOL
Derrick Favors had 19 and 4 blocks. ALSO having a monster year.
TIM DUNCAN - WTF 12-11-and 8. How the. Wasn't he washed up two weeks ago? also had 2 stl and 3 blks. STERN PLEASE DRUG TEST TIMMY DEUCECAN
JOAKIM NOAH PLAYING LIKE ITS 2012-2013 AGAIN: 21-18-5 3 stl 3 blk. Against the Bucks though.
The Grizz are missing the playoffs. Fuck loyalty trade ZBO NOW!
Eric Gordon 10/12 shooting and 25 points! 2 threes 4 boards and 4 ast. Is he good again?
Andre Drummond.. won't post his line only gonna make us jealous.
SULLY - 19 pts 6 boards on 6-9 shooting. No threes but you have to love him having the green light to shoot them. Also 7-7 ft. Only worry is his TO rate. A little too high for a big.
TREVOR BOOKER - THE FIRST AND LAST TIME HE WILL BE MENTIONED. 24 points 14 REBOUNDS, 2 dimes 1 blk 1 stl 12-19 shooting only 1 TO! Wait why is he even playing?? OH NENE IS INJURED AGAIN LOL WHAT A SURPRISE.
BUST ALERT: OTTO PORTER JR OTTO PORTER JR OTTO PORTER JR
VICTOR OLADIPO STEALING the NUMBER ONE ROOKIE SPOT (THANKS TO PHILLY GIVING A FAKE INJURY TO MCW COZ HE SO GOOD THEY MIGHT WIN WHEN HE PLAYS) - 26-5-4 9/13 shooting, 4 STEALS 3 BLOCKS. Is he the NEXT WADE/WESTBROOK??
SAVING THE BEST FOR LAST:
KEVIN DURANT - 30-8-5 4 stl AND a block. 10-13 shooting. THIS IS WHY LEBRON IS SO GOOD: WHEN THERE'S ANOTHER GUY IN THE LEAGUE VIRTUALLY AVERAGING A 30-10-5 ON 50% SHOOTING YET YOU'RE STILL CONSIDERED AS THE BETTER PLAYER. KEVIN DURANT=LARRY BIRD WITH STEALS AND BLOCKS.
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