FANTASY 12/14

Russell Westbrook always has a good game against the Lakers. Anong problema niya sa LAL? Basta Lakers iyahang kalaban si good Westy mag show up. Nagka wet dream siguro si Westbrook the night before playing the Lakers. "MMMM all their PGs are injured. MMM I GOT KOBE fresh of injury and playing out of position guarding me tom. MMMMMMM." Hmmm punta nalang siya sa Lakers para always good game. WESTBROOK_LA!! HOP ON THE LAKERS BANDWAGON NOW AND LETS RIDE UNTIL WE GET WESTBROOK AND LOVE 2015/16. ITS HAPPENING. WE DON'T WANT MELO. 

KEVIN LOVE - 8 3s?! 42 pts?! wtf matchup ko this week being carried by Aldridge and Love. Killing me fuck. But with all the gawdy stats Love puts up his team isn't winning. Complete na sila pero average team parin sila. In the West you have to be special to get into the playoffs. You need defense. Trade Pek for ASIK. For a team that relies more on offense than defense to win you can't have your PG shoot 30%. Is this Love's 5th season and he has yet to reach the playoffs. He needs to team up with another superstar. Maybe someone like KOBE BRYANT AND RUSSELL WESTBROOK. KL-LA!!!!!!

ANDRAY BLATCHE FOOL - 20 and 12 1 stl 1 blk. WHO DROPPED HIM??

PAUL PIERCE COMING OFF THE BENCH LOL. Celtics what a cold hearted franchise. Trading away Pierce who had a chance to be one of the rare stayed in one franchise player. But the Celtics being the "classy" organization that they are shipped him to New Jersey with a Shit coach and now he has a bench role. Look at how sad Pierce is. Buti pa ang Lakers took care of Kobe while Pierce is rotting away in the shitty Brooklyn situation. 

WORST LINE IN THE HISTORY OF BASKETBALL: DANNY GREEN - 0 pts 0 reb 0 assists 0 stl 0 blk 2 TOs. PUTA NAG TURNOVER KA PA fuck this shit.

DWIGHT HOWARD! - 7/7 from the line! still had 5 TOs for your Center. Is he the worst teammate in league history? Constantly staring teammates down who missed their defensive rotations. Staring down those who didn't give him the ball. Even looking at the bench for support. What a baby. What a douchy teammate always blaming and complaining. Fucking make your Free throws before you roll your eyes at your teammates Dwight. SO HAPPY WE WEREN"T STUCK FOR 5 YEARS WITH THIS CLOWN LOL.

David Lee! - First mention of the season! Quietly averaging a doouble double AGAIN. 23 and 10, 8/13 shooting, 7/8 ft, a steal a block. TRADE HIM NOW GSW.

THE BEST BACKCOURT IN THE LEAGUE: THE GORAN AND ERIC BLEDSHOW CONTINUES TO ROLL a combined 57 pts, 11 ast, a sizzling 22/30 shooting, 4 stl, 2 blks 9/11 from the line. FUN TO WATCH. But not helping their tanking cause. look out for them getting a fake injury.

GORDON HAYWARD - 30 13 5 1 stl 1 three 11-18.THE NEXT LARRY BIRD LOL
Derrick Favors had 19 and 4 blocks. ALSO having a monster year. 

TIM DUNCAN - WTF 12-11-and 8. How the. Wasn't he washed up two weeks ago? also had 2 stl and 3 blks. STERN PLEASE DRUG TEST TIMMY DEUCECAN

JOAKIM NOAH PLAYING LIKE ITS 2012-2013 AGAIN: 21-18-5 3 stl 3 blk. Against the Bucks though.

The Grizz are missing the playoffs. Fuck loyalty trade ZBO NOW!

Eric Gordon 10/12 shooting and 25 points! 2 threes 4 boards and 4 ast. Is he good again?

Andre Drummond.. won't post his line only gonna make us jealous.

SULLY - 19 pts 6 boards on 6-9 shooting. No threes but you have to love him having the green light to shoot them. Also 7-7 ft. Only worry is his TO rate. A little too high for a big.

TREVOR BOOKER - THE FIRST AND LAST TIME HE WILL BE MENTIONED. 24 points 14 REBOUNDS, 2 dimes 1 blk 1 stl 12-19 shooting only 1 TO! Wait why is he even playing?? OH NENE IS INJURED AGAIN LOL WHAT A SURPRISE.

BUST ALERT: OTTO PORTER JR OTTO PORTER JR OTTO PORTER JR

VICTOR OLADIPO STEALING the NUMBER ONE ROOKIE SPOT (THANKS TO PHILLY GIVING A FAKE INJURY TO MCW COZ HE SO GOOD THEY MIGHT WIN WHEN HE PLAYS) - 26-5-4 9/13 shooting, 4 STEALS 3 BLOCKS. Is he the NEXT WADE/WESTBROOK??

SAVING THE BEST FOR LAST:
KEVIN DURANT - 30-8-5 4 stl AND a block. 10-13 shooting. THIS IS WHY LEBRON IS SO GOOD: WHEN THERE'S ANOTHER GUY IN THE LEAGUE VIRTUALLY AVERAGING A 30-10-5 ON 50% SHOOTING YET YOU'RE STILL CONSIDERED AS THE BETTER PLAYER. KEVIN DURANT=LARRY BIRD WITH STEALS AND BLOCKS.