HENSANITY - 18 points 13 boards 2 stl 2 blocks for JOHN HENSON! AGAIN ANOTHER MONSTER GAME?!!
The Craptors are now 2-1 without Rudy Gay. Jonas getting more touches posting 15 and 11 with 4 blocks. Kylr Lowry also had a decent 16 and 6 line. PASSQUEZ - 7 pts 6 ast 2/6 shooting less than 20 min. Retrade na? Sad to see Passquez being Passed around as trade bait after DOMINATING THE LEAGUE LAST SEASON with 8 apg. But I'm 150% certain Kyle Lowry will be traded so that might give Passquez some playing time.
ALL OF THE BLAZERS. 139 points in a single regulation game. I WISH MY PLAYERS PLAYED PHILLY EVERY GAME. THE Sixers have been playing a crazy up tempo no defense style which is great for fantasy however they might be doing this to inflate the stats of Hawes, Turner etc. to boost their stats making them look delicious in trades. So Philly looks like fools gold. Except for Thad Young always has been a 16 and 8 player. ha.
GREAK FREAK - Giannis! 13-9 and 4 but 34 min played is the key stat.
Sweet Lou! - 6 threes for 27 points! Against the New York Bricks though.
Funniest Quote of the Night goes to Melo on the Knicks win: "we did it with defense". LOL yeah when a team scores 106 points. 58 points in the 2nd half. shoots 60% from the field 46% from three then fuck yeah it was because of defense! LOL MELO. 35 pts 6 reb 4ast and 2 stl 3 threes for delusional Melo
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ANDREA BARGNANI- 23 points! 11-16 shooting! DEAD-EYE. 2 STL LOCKDOWN DEFENDER. 1 BLOCK BRICK WALL SHOT BLOCKER. WHO WOULD'T WANT THESE KINDS OF STATS ON YOUR TEAM! DEFINITELY TRY TO TRADE FOR HIM. TYSON CHANDLER'S BROKEN DOWN BODY AINT STOPING THE ITALIAN FREIGHT TRAIN BARGNANI'S BREAK OUT SEASON FINALLY LIVING UP TO THE NUMBER ONE PICK. HE WAS THE NUMBER ONE PICK NUN HIGH SCHOOL PA TAYO NEVER FORGET
LEBRONZE James - 25 points 9 and 9. 9/12 shooting. Too EASY!
KOBE BEAN BRY BRY - NEAR QUADRUPLE DOUBLE 21-7-8-7. SIMILAR STATS TO LEBRON. ELITE PLAYER AGAIN.
TIM DUNCAN AGAIN - 22 and 12! I will keep mentioning Duncan big games because they might be the last.
CP3 your line deserves a separate post
Sunday, December 15, 2013
Saturday, December 14, 2013
FANTASY 12/14
Russell Westbrook always has a good game against the Lakers. Anong problema niya sa LAL? Basta Lakers iyahang kalaban si good Westy mag show up. Nagka wet dream siguro si Westbrook the night before playing the Lakers. "MMMM all their PGs are injured. MMM I GOT KOBE fresh of injury and playing out of position guarding me tom. MMMMMMM." Hmmm punta nalang siya sa Lakers para always good game. WESTBROOK_LA!! HOP ON THE LAKERS BANDWAGON NOW AND LETS RIDE UNTIL WE GET WESTBROOK AND LOVE 2015/16. ITS HAPPENING. WE DON'T WANT MELO.
KEVIN LOVE - 8 3s?! 42 pts?! wtf matchup ko this week being carried by Aldridge and Love. Killing me fuck. But with all the gawdy stats Love puts up his team isn't winning. Complete na sila pero average team parin sila. In the West you have to be special to get into the playoffs. You need defense. Trade Pek for ASIK. For a team that relies more on offense than defense to win you can't have your PG shoot 30%. Is this Love's 5th season and he has yet to reach the playoffs. He needs to team up with another superstar. Maybe someone like KOBE BRYANT AND RUSSELL WESTBROOK. KL-LA!!!!!!
ANDRAY BLATCHE FOOL - 20 and 12 1 stl 1 blk. WHO DROPPED HIM??
PAUL PIERCE COMING OFF THE BENCH LOL. Celtics what a cold hearted franchise. Trading away Pierce who had a chance to be one of the rare stayed in one franchise player. But the Celtics being the "classy" organization that they are shipped him to New Jersey with a Shit coach and now he has a bench role. Look at how sad Pierce is. Buti pa ang Lakers took care of Kobe while Pierce is rotting away in the shitty Brooklyn situation.
WORST LINE IN THE HISTORY OF BASKETBALL: DANNY GREEN - 0 pts 0 reb 0 assists 0 stl 0 blk 2 TOs. PUTA NAG TURNOVER KA PA fuck this shit.
DWIGHT HOWARD! - 7/7 from the line! still had 5 TOs for your Center. Is he the worst teammate in league history? Constantly staring teammates down who missed their defensive rotations. Staring down those who didn't give him the ball. Even looking at the bench for support. What a baby. What a douchy teammate always blaming and complaining. Fucking make your Free throws before you roll your eyes at your teammates Dwight. SO HAPPY WE WEREN"T STUCK FOR 5 YEARS WITH THIS CLOWN LOL.
David Lee! - First mention of the season! Quietly averaging a doouble double AGAIN. 23 and 10, 8/13 shooting, 7/8 ft, a steal a block. TRADE HIM NOW GSW.
THE BEST BACKCOURT IN THE LEAGUE: THE GORAN AND ERIC BLEDSHOW CONTINUES TO ROLL a combined 57 pts, 11 ast, a sizzling 22/30 shooting, 4 stl, 2 blks 9/11 from the line. FUN TO WATCH. But not helping their tanking cause. look out for them getting a fake injury.
GORDON HAYWARD - 30 13 5 1 stl 1 three 11-18.THE NEXT LARRY BIRD LOL
Derrick Favors had 19 and 4 blocks. ALSO having a monster year.
TIM DUNCAN - WTF 12-11-and 8. How the. Wasn't he washed up two weeks ago? also had 2 stl and 3 blks. STERN PLEASE DRUG TEST TIMMY DEUCECAN
JOAKIM NOAH PLAYING LIKE ITS 2012-2013 AGAIN: 21-18-5 3 stl 3 blk. Against the Bucks though.
The Grizz are missing the playoffs. Fuck loyalty trade ZBO NOW!
Eric Gordon 10/12 shooting and 25 points! 2 threes 4 boards and 4 ast. Is he good again?
Andre Drummond.. won't post his line only gonna make us jealous.
SULLY - 19 pts 6 boards on 6-9 shooting. No threes but you have to love him having the green light to shoot them. Also 7-7 ft. Only worry is his TO rate. A little too high for a big.
TREVOR BOOKER - THE FIRST AND LAST TIME HE WILL BE MENTIONED. 24 points 14 REBOUNDS, 2 dimes 1 blk 1 stl 12-19 shooting only 1 TO! Wait why is he even playing?? OH NENE IS INJURED AGAIN LOL WHAT A SURPRISE.
BUST ALERT: OTTO PORTER JR OTTO PORTER JR OTTO PORTER JR
VICTOR OLADIPO STEALING the NUMBER ONE ROOKIE SPOT (THANKS TO PHILLY GIVING A FAKE INJURY TO MCW COZ HE SO GOOD THEY MIGHT WIN WHEN HE PLAYS) - 26-5-4 9/13 shooting, 4 STEALS 3 BLOCKS. Is he the NEXT WADE/WESTBROOK??
SAVING THE BEST FOR LAST:
KEVIN DURANT - 30-8-5 4 stl AND a block. 10-13 shooting. THIS IS WHY LEBRON IS SO GOOD: WHEN THERE'S ANOTHER GUY IN THE LEAGUE VIRTUALLY AVERAGING A 30-10-5 ON 50% SHOOTING YET YOU'RE STILL CONSIDERED AS THE BETTER PLAYER. KEVIN DURANT=LARRY BIRD WITH STEALS AND BLOCKS.
KEVIN LOVE - 8 3s?! 42 pts?! wtf matchup ko this week being carried by Aldridge and Love. Killing me fuck. But with all the gawdy stats Love puts up his team isn't winning. Complete na sila pero average team parin sila. In the West you have to be special to get into the playoffs. You need defense. Trade Pek for ASIK. For a team that relies more on offense than defense to win you can't have your PG shoot 30%. Is this Love's 5th season and he has yet to reach the playoffs. He needs to team up with another superstar. Maybe someone like KOBE BRYANT AND RUSSELL WESTBROOK. KL-LA!!!!!!
ANDRAY BLATCHE FOOL - 20 and 12 1 stl 1 blk. WHO DROPPED HIM??
PAUL PIERCE COMING OFF THE BENCH LOL. Celtics what a cold hearted franchise. Trading away Pierce who had a chance to be one of the rare stayed in one franchise player. But the Celtics being the "classy" organization that they are shipped him to New Jersey with a Shit coach and now he has a bench role. Look at how sad Pierce is. Buti pa ang Lakers took care of Kobe while Pierce is rotting away in the shitty Brooklyn situation.
WORST LINE IN THE HISTORY OF BASKETBALL: DANNY GREEN - 0 pts 0 reb 0 assists 0 stl 0 blk 2 TOs. PUTA NAG TURNOVER KA PA fuck this shit.
DWIGHT HOWARD! - 7/7 from the line! still had 5 TOs for your Center. Is he the worst teammate in league history? Constantly staring teammates down who missed their defensive rotations. Staring down those who didn't give him the ball. Even looking at the bench for support. What a baby. What a douchy teammate always blaming and complaining. Fucking make your Free throws before you roll your eyes at your teammates Dwight. SO HAPPY WE WEREN"T STUCK FOR 5 YEARS WITH THIS CLOWN LOL.
David Lee! - First mention of the season! Quietly averaging a doouble double AGAIN. 23 and 10, 8/13 shooting, 7/8 ft, a steal a block. TRADE HIM NOW GSW.
THE BEST BACKCOURT IN THE LEAGUE: THE GORAN AND ERIC BLEDSHOW CONTINUES TO ROLL a combined 57 pts, 11 ast, a sizzling 22/30 shooting, 4 stl, 2 blks 9/11 from the line. FUN TO WATCH. But not helping their tanking cause. look out for them getting a fake injury.
GORDON HAYWARD - 30 13 5 1 stl 1 three 11-18.THE NEXT LARRY BIRD LOL
Derrick Favors had 19 and 4 blocks. ALSO having a monster year.
TIM DUNCAN - WTF 12-11-and 8. How the. Wasn't he washed up two weeks ago? also had 2 stl and 3 blks. STERN PLEASE DRUG TEST TIMMY DEUCECAN
JOAKIM NOAH PLAYING LIKE ITS 2012-2013 AGAIN: 21-18-5 3 stl 3 blk. Against the Bucks though.
The Grizz are missing the playoffs. Fuck loyalty trade ZBO NOW!
Eric Gordon 10/12 shooting and 25 points! 2 threes 4 boards and 4 ast. Is he good again?
Andre Drummond.. won't post his line only gonna make us jealous.
SULLY - 19 pts 6 boards on 6-9 shooting. No threes but you have to love him having the green light to shoot them. Also 7-7 ft. Only worry is his TO rate. A little too high for a big.
TREVOR BOOKER - THE FIRST AND LAST TIME HE WILL BE MENTIONED. 24 points 14 REBOUNDS, 2 dimes 1 blk 1 stl 12-19 shooting only 1 TO! Wait why is he even playing?? OH NENE IS INJURED AGAIN LOL WHAT A SURPRISE.
BUST ALERT: OTTO PORTER JR OTTO PORTER JR OTTO PORTER JR
VICTOR OLADIPO STEALING the NUMBER ONE ROOKIE SPOT (THANKS TO PHILLY GIVING A FAKE INJURY TO MCW COZ HE SO GOOD THEY MIGHT WIN WHEN HE PLAYS) - 26-5-4 9/13 shooting, 4 STEALS 3 BLOCKS. Is he the NEXT WADE/WESTBROOK??
SAVING THE BEST FOR LAST:
KEVIN DURANT - 30-8-5 4 stl AND a block. 10-13 shooting. THIS IS WHY LEBRON IS SO GOOD: WHEN THERE'S ANOTHER GUY IN THE LEAGUE VIRTUALLY AVERAGING A 30-10-5 ON 50% SHOOTING YET YOU'RE STILL CONSIDERED AS THE BETTER PLAYER. KEVIN DURANT=LARRY BIRD WITH STEALS AND BLOCKS.
Friday, December 13, 2013
Sunday, December 8, 2013
Fantasy 12/8
Derrick Rose - check out his Press Conference. Sounds like he's feeling positive and hinting at a comeback during the playoffs. Got angry when asked if he could still be a franchise player. Can D-Rose still be a franchise Player? I think so but what kind of team will he be coming back to? This is the last year they'll be able to keep Luol Deng. Which puts a lot of pressure on Jimmy Butler to develop faster and become the LeBron/D-Wade stopper. If only the Bulls could tank this season and get a high pick. But the East is so Bad that a Tom Thibideou coached team with 50% Joakim Noah, Washed Up Boozer, No true PG, lots of Tony Snell and the bad Teague is enough to get into the playoffs.
The Pistons FrontCourt - "The Literally Big 3" of Josh Smith, Monroe, and Drummond combined to shoot 9/32 and a combined 11 Turnovers. Yes they got rebounds but this was against a Bulls team that really has no offense without Deng. I mean really Taj Gibson has been their best player since Rose has been out lmao. They should really just trade Smith or Monroe. Josh Smith can't play Small Forward. Putting him at SF means he'll be spotting up for jump shots he can't shoot. Look Smoove can't shoot for shit and it doesn't help that his team is constructed for him to have no choice but to shoot because of Monroe and Drummond Clogging up the paint.
LeBron James - 9/12 shooting. Yes 7 turnovers. Is LeBron on a mission to have the most efficient season in league history? His shooting is crazy. But when he plays he's not even looking for his shot he's always trying to set his teammates up. His combination of being able to read defenses, anticipate and quickly react to defensive schemes is the true greatness of his offensive game. He literally controls the game like 2k14. LeBron will score on anyone one on one but if you double him he always makes the correct basketball play. Which makes the Ray Allen signing unfair tang ina what a traitor. And the Ball movement of Miami is amazing currently 4th in the league in Assists which is a far cry from their first season together in 2011 where it DWade and Lebron taking turns isolating. KD is playing great, Paul George is great, CP3 is good but really everything LeBron does is what makes Miami so good which is why he might win another MVP. Can he have a 60%-40%-80% shooting season? Haven't even mentioned the defense
Dwayne Wade - Another game with a steal and a block. Has any other guard in league history blocked more shots than Dwayne Wade? Why is he so good at blocking!?
Christopher Bosh - I know Chris Bosh is happy in Miami but his fantasy owners are not. Too Chill, too little usage, not enough rebounding.
Ricky Rubio - He cannot shoot. WHat happened to all those 50 point games I saw in YouTube nun nasa Pisay pa ako. What happened to him being a combination of Pistol Pete + Magic Johnson that I read about in SLAM 7-8 years ago? His best case scenario now is to be Jason Kidd. Kidd wasn't a great shooter but he wasn't this bad. 0-4 and 6 turnovers tonight. Yes no Love and against Miami but wow Ricky you need to make shots. Rondo not a good shooter but at least he can finish in the paint. Ricky can't finish from anywhere.
Danny Green you fucking suck I'm not even going to put a dash in your write up I just went straight up you suck period
Indiana Pacers - Great games all around. Great PG game, great David West game, great Hibbert game (except the blocks), great Lance game. The Pacers are so good. What makes them good is that they don't have a great point guard but they have so many playmakers. David West can set up down low and on the block and you can facilitate the offense from there. Roy Hibbert is a reliable post-up back you down type. Paul George has vastly improved his pick and roll play, ball handling and his off the ball play is so good that his off the ball movement are plays in themselves. And Lance Vance is playing a lot of Point Guard for them which is crazy to wrap your head around. The benchwarmer guy who got hard fouled by a fat Miami player because of giving the Choke sign to Lebron two years ago, got confronted by Juwan Howard before one of the games in the 2011 playoffs is now being entrusted with the ball to make basketball plays for the team with the best record in the league. Imagine that.
Andrew Bogut - who would have imagined he would still be playing after one month!? He's so healthy he made two alley-oops wtf.
Steph Curry - 22 and 15! Such a great shooter nobody talks about his passing! His left hand is better at passing than his right
Klay Thompson - 30 points 3 threes, 2 stls, EXACTLY THE STATS YOU WANT FROM YOUR SHOOTING GUARD.
Memphis Grizzlies - The Grizzlies have been shit without Gasol. Their defense was gonna take a hit obviously losing the reigning DPOY. But its been their offense that has been suffering the most. Conley's dimes have been down. ZBo is easier to double and help on without Gasol spotting up in the high post. After making it to the Western Finals the Grizz are in trouble of making the playoffs because the West is so good not being a hundred percent for 2 months is crucial.
Isaiah Thomas - 28 points, 8 assists, 9/10 ft. Why the fuck is Passquez even starting? Why did even get Passquez they already have a superior PG! Love Passquez helped me a lot last season but really he was just playing for a contract. He's so fucking slow for a Point Guard! Look at your team SHAQ you have Derrick Williams, DMC, MCELMORE and you have Greivis Passquez running the Show? You need to run! and FYI Isaiah THomas is fucking fast. Play Him more!!!
Trey Burke - Near triple double! 19-10-7 PGs dominating the Rookie class again!
Dirk Nowitzki - first time ever in my fantasy life that I didn't have Dirk Nowitzki on my team. Usually my first pick. 28 pts 6 reb 7 ast 12-22 shooting 3 threes. A living Legend. Just as good as ever.
CLIPPERS - Deandre Jordan has been good for them all year but this Clipper team is exactly the same team from last year. Yes they've improved their offense with shooting but defense has always been their problem in the playoffs. Yes Doc Rivers called a great play to set J Crawford open for a three in the final seconds.. BUT CP3 you ain't making the Western Finals if your team can't play defense. Trade for Omer Asik and that will solve all your problems.
Tristan Thompson - 20 and 13 2 stl 1 blk! Another big double double! This guy is good! You already have a PF Cleaveland Why the fuck did you pick Anthony Bennett another PF! Why not Oladipo!? Dion Waiters is not good you even have Jarret Jack playing over him. LeBron ain't coming back to Cleaveland. Cavs may have won today but how many more times are you going to screw up your top 5 picks? By the time they get it right Kyrie would have already signed with another team.
The Pistons FrontCourt - "The Literally Big 3" of Josh Smith, Monroe, and Drummond combined to shoot 9/32 and a combined 11 Turnovers. Yes they got rebounds but this was against a Bulls team that really has no offense without Deng. I mean really Taj Gibson has been their best player since Rose has been out lmao. They should really just trade Smith or Monroe. Josh Smith can't play Small Forward. Putting him at SF means he'll be spotting up for jump shots he can't shoot. Look Smoove can't shoot for shit and it doesn't help that his team is constructed for him to have no choice but to shoot because of Monroe and Drummond Clogging up the paint.
LeBron James - 9/12 shooting. Yes 7 turnovers. Is LeBron on a mission to have the most efficient season in league history? His shooting is crazy. But when he plays he's not even looking for his shot he's always trying to set his teammates up. His combination of being able to read defenses, anticipate and quickly react to defensive schemes is the true greatness of his offensive game. He literally controls the game like 2k14. LeBron will score on anyone one on one but if you double him he always makes the correct basketball play. Which makes the Ray Allen signing unfair tang ina what a traitor. And the Ball movement of Miami is amazing currently 4th in the league in Assists which is a far cry from their first season together in 2011 where it DWade and Lebron taking turns isolating. KD is playing great, Paul George is great, CP3 is good but really everything LeBron does is what makes Miami so good which is why he might win another MVP. Can he have a 60%-40%-80% shooting season? Haven't even mentioned the defense
Dwayne Wade - Another game with a steal and a block. Has any other guard in league history blocked more shots than Dwayne Wade? Why is he so good at blocking!?
Christopher Bosh - I know Chris Bosh is happy in Miami but his fantasy owners are not. Too Chill, too little usage, not enough rebounding.
Ricky Rubio - He cannot shoot. WHat happened to all those 50 point games I saw in YouTube nun nasa Pisay pa ako. What happened to him being a combination of Pistol Pete + Magic Johnson that I read about in SLAM 7-8 years ago? His best case scenario now is to be Jason Kidd. Kidd wasn't a great shooter but he wasn't this bad. 0-4 and 6 turnovers tonight. Yes no Love and against Miami but wow Ricky you need to make shots. Rondo not a good shooter but at least he can finish in the paint. Ricky can't finish from anywhere.
Danny Green you fucking suck I'm not even going to put a dash in your write up I just went straight up you suck period
Indiana Pacers - Great games all around. Great PG game, great David West game, great Hibbert game (except the blocks), great Lance game. The Pacers are so good. What makes them good is that they don't have a great point guard but they have so many playmakers. David West can set up down low and on the block and you can facilitate the offense from there. Roy Hibbert is a reliable post-up back you down type. Paul George has vastly improved his pick and roll play, ball handling and his off the ball play is so good that his off the ball movement are plays in themselves. And Lance Vance is playing a lot of Point Guard for them which is crazy to wrap your head around. The benchwarmer guy who got hard fouled by a fat Miami player because of giving the Choke sign to Lebron two years ago, got confronted by Juwan Howard before one of the games in the 2011 playoffs is now being entrusted with the ball to make basketball plays for the team with the best record in the league. Imagine that.
Andrew Bogut - who would have imagined he would still be playing after one month!? He's so healthy he made two alley-oops wtf.
Steph Curry - 22 and 15! Such a great shooter nobody talks about his passing! His left hand is better at passing than his right
Klay Thompson - 30 points 3 threes, 2 stls, EXACTLY THE STATS YOU WANT FROM YOUR SHOOTING GUARD.
Memphis Grizzlies - The Grizzlies have been shit without Gasol. Their defense was gonna take a hit obviously losing the reigning DPOY. But its been their offense that has been suffering the most. Conley's dimes have been down. ZBo is easier to double and help on without Gasol spotting up in the high post. After making it to the Western Finals the Grizz are in trouble of making the playoffs because the West is so good not being a hundred percent for 2 months is crucial.
Isaiah Thomas - 28 points, 8 assists, 9/10 ft. Why the fuck is Passquez even starting? Why did even get Passquez they already have a superior PG! Love Passquez helped me a lot last season but really he was just playing for a contract. He's so fucking slow for a Point Guard! Look at your team SHAQ you have Derrick Williams, DMC, MCELMORE and you have Greivis Passquez running the Show? You need to run! and FYI Isaiah THomas is fucking fast. Play Him more!!!
Trey Burke - Near triple double! 19-10-7 PGs dominating the Rookie class again!
Dirk Nowitzki - first time ever in my fantasy life that I didn't have Dirk Nowitzki on my team. Usually my first pick. 28 pts 6 reb 7 ast 12-22 shooting 3 threes. A living Legend. Just as good as ever.
CLIPPERS - Deandre Jordan has been good for them all year but this Clipper team is exactly the same team from last year. Yes they've improved their offense with shooting but defense has always been their problem in the playoffs. Yes Doc Rivers called a great play to set J Crawford open for a three in the final seconds.. BUT CP3 you ain't making the Western Finals if your team can't play defense. Trade for Omer Asik and that will solve all your problems.
Tristan Thompson - 20 and 13 2 stl 1 blk! Another big double double! This guy is good! You already have a PF Cleaveland Why the fuck did you pick Anthony Bennett another PF! Why not Oladipo!? Dion Waiters is not good you even have Jarret Jack playing over him. LeBron ain't coming back to Cleaveland. Cavs may have won today but how many more times are you going to screw up your top 5 picks? By the time they get it right Kyrie would have already signed with another team.
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